In Lijiang

hi everyone,
first of all, happy 冬至

then I would like you to know, I arrived safely in Lijiang now, after 5 consecutive days of bus ride. Right at this moment I just finished my shower and sitting in the dark in a courtyard, silence is the only sound I hear and coldness is the only thing I feel.

I am excited about this trip from Lhasa to Lijiang, 2200km is not jokingly difficult but I made it and I am pretty proud of it. Lijiang is too romantic a place for 2 guys to travel, I am feeling quite shocked when I just came to the old town, miss those days when we cruise in Fenghuang, Xitang and Yangshuo. I will keep you posted when I finally settled down somewhere.

Take care my dear friends

办公室的故事

再一次拜服在庄老师脚下
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我可以向你保证，除了办公室恋情——也就是说在公司允许的情况下合理合法的情侣夫妻关系之外，办公室性爱的数量之多范围之广远远超出了你的想象。这种同事之间的男女关系，还要先排除上司对下属的性骚扰、性胁迫等等非正常现象，也不包括自带男女朋友来办公室里探班式性爱，然后它所表现出来的，是纯粹的性，以及 “春药”的投射，这个我一会再解释给你听，因为每次想起来的时候，我都觉得……我找不到言语来形容这种无趣又绝望的关系。



《英国世界新闻报》上说，越来越多的女性喜欢享受办公室里做爱的刺激——可是我实在也不想拿外国的事来说事儿，就说咱们周围、同事之间的性爱，还要发生在办公室里，这需要在什么心情下才能干出来啊。早先有传说说，公共汽车司机和售票员是最容易发生故事的职业组合，这个有充分必要条件来证明：每天双人组合在一个不甚宽广的相对密闭空间里，旁边不会有其他同事看出蛛丝马迹；两个人上班相处的时间基本上跟家里与家属相处的时间相等或更长（起码这时候都是醒着的）；上班时间上容易产生情绪波动导致冲动，比如冬天早上的头班车或夏天夜里的末班车……这样的情况和这种密切熟悉程度，要不是太看不过去，也就出轨了。同理的，还有航空公司的飞行员和空姐们，他们更方便，飞到外面去还有酒店房间呐。



说远了，这起码还不是发生在办公室里。什么情况会让他们发展到在格子间里、小会议室、多媒体室、前台等等等等地方疯狂性爱，尤其是在没有爱情的时候？当然，上述的司售人员的条件同样适合办公室里的白领们，比如人不多眼不杂的公司部门（我都懒得说驻外地办事处了）；比如超量的加班时间导致的长时间相处；比如太大的工作压力……这个时候，办公室性爱成为最简单省事的减压方式。简直，就跟加班中间叫个外卖差不多意思。尤其是趴在桌子上的是你的同事，你们互相了解对方也知道彼此的家庭情况，了解性格，加上有的本来就是搭档或知己，这是种基于相互有好感的无情性爱方式，想想倒是也很轻松，可是也真没劲啊。凡是可以产生这样的关系的同事，第二天当着众人的时候两个人是绝对不会有什么破绽的，估计假以时日，自己都忘记掉了，觉得大家还是好兄弟好姐妹呢。据说，高强度的金融、IT、广告行业，这种事简直是太多太多太多了。可知，现在的人，压力多大啊。



你以为为什么慢慢的越来越多的公司开始安摄像头和监控了？我告诉你，除了防贼，防自己的员工办公室性爱也是原因之一。因为有相当一部分男职员妄图溜进老板办公室在他那宽大的写字台上和女同事疯狂一把。他不是舍不得出钱开房间，而是，觉得若能以此方式来表达一下“犯上”的禁忌快感，简直是太Happy的件事了。所以说嘛，权利真是最好的春药，哪怕权利的碎片，也能满足很多男性的幻想。



有个满八卦的公司管理层跟我讲，他那里经常汇总一些这样的“丑闻”。一次是两个同事在去下面库房查库的时候突然干柴烈火了，据说场面热烈堪比美国大片。但不巧被一个保安看到，更不巧的是，该名保安很迷信，觉得此事若不说破自己会很倒霉，于是大家就都传开了。还有一次，他得到线报，说食堂里的大厨子和洗菜的大姐在包包子的案板上做了，虽然咱们听得挺高兴，就当是山寨版的办公室性爱段子了，可是该管理层当时脑子里只有一个声音在怒吼：这以后还叫人怎么吃包子啊！

回国了

我本来已经写好了一篇长长的文章，打算回家能用手提时再贴上来的，可是觉得还是应该在此时此刻给自己留一个记录。
我现在坐在日喀则（西藏第二大城市）的一个网吧，窗外可以看到太阳和月亮，屋里很暖，但已经可以感觉的外面寒风凛冽。明天早上我会奔赴江孜，去看看BBC著名纪录片《A YEAR IN TIBET》里的那个民风淳朴的小镇，然后放弃羊卓雍错（因为没有旅伴一起去）直奔拉萨。
昨天回国时遇到很多好人，一起同行，所以18小时的旅程过得不辛苦，我会在以后补上更详细的游记

Tibet finally

I know I have updated that I am going to Tibet tomorrow, so now I will cut my crap.
I am still in Kathmandu and rotting here everyday in a really cheap hotel for just 2 dollars a night with breakfast! From CHD I sent 7 KG books and bags home and from here I sent another 16 KG. God knows how I can carry the load if I am going to take all of them with me.

Yesterday I called my dad and he fully support my decision of going to Mt.Everest base camp at 5200m. Dad, you are biggest support, financially and spiritually. I am glad you are here.:)

I am basically rotting in KTM everyday. My daily routine involvces a 2-3 hour walk around Thamel and 2 movies in the morning or at night. Between all these activities I will go to a tiny local food stall for cheap food. I want to do more but have no more money to spend and no more time, I am regaining my "beer belly". I do think in Tibet I will gain more since I can have more cheap Chinese food there.

measuring Nepal with my feet

Seems that I have deserted here since I started my trip back home, but the fact is of course not. I am now still in KTM with no money in the pocket and so many things to do. Even though I am feeling happy about life here.
KTM is not my cup of tea, but it is still pretty charming with all the old Nepali buildings and stupas. Since I need to save money, the street momo stalls have been my recent pick for lunch. A plate of 10 momos for just 20-30 rupees which is 25-30 cents USD. Tomorrow I need to switch a hotel just to save 50 rupees a night but I am happy about that.
Met the Russian guy who sat with me on the way to Chitwan again here and we decided to do something together here. It's always good to have somebody to talk to:)
Just checked the weather in Lhasa, damn it, -5 degrees celcius.